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By Paul

By Paul

By Roddy

THIS OLD CHESTNUT -

FROM Mr KUTE BEN 

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM THE MANAGER IN THE BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA IN BURKINA (BOA) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU THE CAPITAL CITY OF BURKINA FASO. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$8.8M(EIGHT MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) IN ACCOUNT THAT BELONG TO THE BANK DECEASED CUSTOMER WHO DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSE NEXT OF KIN ON A GASSY CAR ACCIDENT SO THEREFORE,I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE THE MONEY TRANSFER INTO COMFORTABLE NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

IF YOUR INTERESTED TO RUN THIS TRANSACTION WITH ME BY ACCEPTING TO RECEIVE THESE FUN, KINDLY RESPOND BACK TO ME BUT IF THE PROPOSAL IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR BY DELETING THE MASSAGE FROM YOUR MAIL BOX.

TRULY YOURS,

MR KUTE BEN

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BEN YA MADDY,

I CERTAINLY HAVE MISSED YOU, AND ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES AT THE BANK OF BURKINS FASO…OBVIOUSLY TO DATE YOU HAVE BEEN BESIDE YOURSELF WITH THE WORKLOAD AND TRYING TO SHIFT ABOUT 200 MILLION THATS BEEN LUMPED IN YOUR SAFE…..BACK TO THE REAL BUSINESS HERE.-

FIRST OFF A GASSY CAR ACCIDENT?…U MENTAL?…SO SOMEBODY SHAT THERSELF IN THE BACK SEAT CAUSING THE CAR TO CAREER OFF ROAD INTO A FIELD OF DAFFODILS WHICH THEN IN TURN CAUSED AN UNEXPLAINED CHAIN REACTION RESULTING IN A SHITE INFUSED FLOWER/TURD BOMB, WHICH THENNNNNNN KILLED THE ENTIRE HOLIDAYING FAMILY?….FUNNY THAT CAUSE IF MY NEXT OF KIN WAS FOND OF KEEKIN HIS DRAWERS WHEN A WAS TAKING THE PR1CK ON HOLIDAY HE WOULDNT BE MY NEXT OF KIN ANYMORE ID HAVE PROBABLY KILLED HIM MYSELF FOR HIS CHEEK AND INSOLENCE,

SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS -I PUT IT TO YOU THAT YOU SHOULD SPEND THE 8 MILLION DOLLARINGS ON A HUGE JOBBY SCULPTURE OF YOURSELF RIDING AN ELECTROLUX FRIDGE FREEZER INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE HEATHENS OF THE WORLD …OBVIOUSLY WITH DIAMOND ENCRUSTED NIKE CORTEZ ON UR FEET AND A LOIN CLOTH MADE WITH THE SCALPS OF 17 RUSSIAN DIPLOMATS DAUGHTERS ?

UNTIL ANY OF THIS BECOMES A REALITY DONT MESSAGE US AGAIN

KIND REGARDS 

TIMELESS

RODDY WAS SUPER STOKED TO DO THIS BAD BOY YESTERDAY PART OF #FLINGITONFRIDAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By Laura

By Roddy